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| First Appearance: | Shortpacked! 9 June 2008 |
Bing is a minor Shortpacked! character.
Thanks to the power of unverified internet rumors and zero critical thinking abilities, Bing always has the latest inside scoops on what's hot and happening in the Bizarro equivalent of toy world.
I'm pretty sure his other eye isn't supposed to be doing that.