| John Gustavo | |
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| First Appearance: | Shortpacked! 1 August 2008 |
| Affiliations: | McAwesome's |
John Gustavo is the benevolent owner of McAwesome's Parasailing and Chocolate Bakery in Shortpacked! Call him John.
Despite the fact that the Shortpacked! crew pretty much killed one of his employees and permanently traumatized two others, he still showed up at Amber and Mike's wedding.