|First Appearance:||Shortpacked! 22 June 2005|
Fosterlager has the dubious distinction of being the only character in the strip's history to be simultaneously tag-teamed by Ninja Rick, Mike, and Ethan, though they were kind enough to give the kids first dibs on pummeling him into submission.
- Sadly, people do use this strategy in real life.
- Why he's named after an Australian beer will unfortunately remain a mystery for the ages.