|First Appearance:|| Shortpacked! 14 June 2011 |
Fuckface, properly known as Herbert, is Malaya's pet iguana in Shortpacked!.  He can often be seen riding on her head in the store. Against all odds, Ultra Car has taken a bit of a shine to him as well.
- Named by David Willis's real-life friend (and occasional SEMME colleague) Jen Ulm. [Citation needed]