|First Appearance:|| Shortpacked! 8 November 2007|
Hilary is a minor character in Shortpacked. One of the Shortpacked! store's luckless seasonal hires, Hilary was originally brought on during Halloween, then later re-hired in the run-up to Black Friday the following year.
She stuck with the store during Ethan's employee coup d'etat, but when Sydney Yus and the Axis of Something attacked Shortpacked!, Hilary clearly decided enough was enough and fled for greener pastures.