|First Appearance:||Shortpacked! 9 February 2006|
Hughes Assat is a minor Shortpacked! character. His hobbies include casual sexism, insulting toyline developers to their faces, and griping about Transformers - in other words, your typical Shortpacked customer.
- Hughes was named "Kevin" in his first appearance.
- His name is a play on the phrase "Huge Asshat".