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Jeshua Ben Joseph

"Jesus"

Jeshua
First Appearance: Shortpacked! 29 February 2012
YOB: 0
Height: 5'2"
Affiliations: Shortpacked!

Jeshua Ben Joseph, also known as Historical Jesus, is the Son of God and the Messiah of the Christian faith, sent to Earth to sacrifice himself and redeem humanity. You can find him over by the board games in San Francisco's Shortpacked! store.

HistoryEdit

Following the disappearance of Ronald Reagan, Galasso brought back yet another beloved historical figure to hock toys and Customer Protection Rackets.

Despite occasional bursts of angry sermonizing, Jesus has adopted to his new retail responsibilities surprisingly well. However, he remains baffled by how little self-proclaimed Christians actually pay attention to his teachings.

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