|First Appearance:|| Roomies! 3 February 1999|
MIB was first introduced after Joyce Brown relayed her abduction experiences to the COAS Dean, warning her to leave campus before the Aliens could find her and subject her to Rodgers and Hammerstein's finest. Unfortunately, his warnings had the opposite of their intended effect.
He later attempted to protect Sal Walters from the Head Alien, again to no avail. She also stole his hat.
MIB was eventually revealed to be Alan Rees, SEMME's resident alien (expert).