|First Appearance:|| Shortpacked! 22 November 2013|
Steven is a minor character in Shortpacked and one of the store's seasonal hires. Robin DeSanto praised him as a "seriously sweet-ass stepdad", but predicted he would meet his demise "under a torrent of wayward Power Wheels boxes, saving us all."
- If the strip's alt-text didn't make it clear enough, Steven is a riff on Richard White, James Marsden's character from Superman Returns.