Whitney McJority
First Appearance: Shortpacked! 7 February 2005

Whitney McJority is a minor Shortpacked! character and Transformers fan.

As a "normal" straight white male, Whitney is deeply concerned about the encroachment of minorities on popular media properties like Fantastic Four. He's not a racist, mind you - it's just that putting too many non-whites into the same movie "stretches credibility".


  • Whitney's first appearance was in 2005, although he didn't gain a proper name until he resurfaced in 2013.
  • His name is a play on "White/Whiny Majority". Naturally.

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